Otaku Gazette: True villain..Worldwide Exclusive: True villain of Naruto revealedOtaku Gazette: True villain..
In an exclusive interview with the Otaku Gazette, the creator of famous animé show Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto has revealed his plans to expose the true main villain of the series.
And now, we can finally reveal that the true villain is:
You.
Yes you, miss fangirl-who-came-to-this-article-looking-for-Naruto-slash-fiction.
Mr Kishimoto has stated to us that he is sick and tired of his fanbase making a mockery of his characters by depicting them in sexual acts, so poorly written it makes Twilight look
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Japanese Gymnastics Team...Special Report - Japanese Gymnastics Team recruits PersaconJapanese Gymnastics Team...
Ah, Japan; what have they given us? Giant robots beating the ever-loving crap out of giant monsters to “protect the planet”, yet levelling entire cities in the process? Check. Said giant monsters taking roles in bizarre porn films? Check. Making the West obsessed with the aforementioned giant robots and equally giant monsters? Hell yes.
But now, after Sony have invented the Persacon (a humanoid computer and sex doll in one), they have released the latest model: The
